I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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