his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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