Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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