just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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