i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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