I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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