Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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