it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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