It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
