I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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