Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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