I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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