sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
