Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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