he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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