soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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