your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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