I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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