how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Randomize
