Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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