I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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