You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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