No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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