i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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