well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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