My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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