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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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