What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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