There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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