Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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