well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize