physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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