i don't like sucking hair
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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