you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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