We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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