We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I wish i was in the wii world.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I see more hoeing in ur future
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