I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize