I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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