matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
