You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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