Betty ford says i'm here all night
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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