My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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