Can i not drive my cunt home
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We got so high we made milksteak
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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