stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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