Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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