Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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