And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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