ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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