that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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