their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Randomize