You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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