It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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