I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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