I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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